Jive Turkey-abroad and residing Legend The Wheeeeeeeeeeeeel, requested a blog post on Big Ten Football teams. Here are all 12 teams that will be a part of the Big Ten in upcoming years. But because I want to feel like I am special, I did it in Haiku, because I am awesome. Yes some of them are probably off syllabically, some have very strong bias, and one ends a syllable short (intentional). This is what happens when Carts gives me ideas. Suck it Cartwheel.
Illinois:
Freshman Q Can Play
They Beat Penn State and I cringed
No one really cares
Indiana:
Dead last in conference
Even Penn State beat these guys
Better Luck next year
Iowa:
Disappointing Year
Went four and four and collapsed
Down the stretch. Free form!
Michigan:
Rich Rod is no good
Spread offense means nothing
When you have no d
Michigan State:
Surprising season
Still got killed by Iowa
Go suck it Cartwheel
Minnesota:
Three and Nine: not good
They lost to South Dakota
Go switch to the MAC
Nebraska:
Still Stuck in Big 12
Ndamukong Suh is gone
Things not Looking Up
Northwestern:
Blew 21 point
Lead against Penn State and Joe
Pa gets his four hund-
Ohio State:
Thank God not in B
CS Championship game
They cant screw it up
Penn State:
My favorite team
If you can’t already tell
Joe Pa is so old
Purdue:
Purdue- just not good
They need Drew Brees back badly
Lost to Toledo
Wisconsin:
Won the whole Big Ten
Good Luck TCU Horned Frogs
Don’t be Boise State
I was referring to the new restructuring of the conference into Legends vs Leaders. Yes those are the names of the Divisions
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